So I decided to go back and play Fable 2 cause it’s been awhile. My female Hero, who I named Swan, just left the Gypsy camp and the very first woman I meet is one I save from a slaver. Her name is Regina. She’s a spiritual lesbian who talks shit to me about the way I dress. Needless to say I wooed her, married her, bought her a nice house in Bowerstone, and then named our dog Henry(since I can’t adopt kids in this one like you can in Fable 3).
I’m gonna make her queen and then hopefully she’ll curse all of Albion cause I’m tired of doing every goddamn thing for these people. “Oh Hero I need you to find my son a date.” “Hero, go fetch this pointless item for me cause of reasons.” I hope my wife learns magic and wreaks havoc on you ungrateful assholes.