So I decided to go back and play Fable 2 cause it’s been awhile. My female Hero, who I named Swan, just left the Gypsy camp and the very first woman I meet is one I save from a slaver. Her name is Regina. She’s a spiritual lesbian who talks shit to me about the way I dress. Needless to say I wooed her, married her, bought her a nice house in Bowerstone, and then named our dog Henry(since I can’t adopt kids in this one like you can in Fable 3).

I’m gonna make her queen and then hopefully she’ll curse all of Albion cause I’m tired of doing every goddamn thing for these people. “Oh Hero I need you to find my son a date.” “Hero, go fetch this pointless item for me cause of reasons.” I hope my wife learns magic and wreaks havoc on you ungrateful assholes.

— 2 days ago with 1 note
#i love rpg's but fucking fetch quest blow  #personal 

avikingandhisheartbrokenqueen:

If someone uses “it’s a family show” to argue against Swan Queen again after that make out scene between Rumple and Zelena, I’m going to be a very upset.

— 2 days ago with 245 notes
#yo Zelena was moaning like a two dollar prostitue legit  #not to mention when she was pouring that wine her tits were all up in his face  #family show. riiiiiight  #ouat 

towongfoo:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

(via myarmsareridiculous)

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onceuponatime-confessions:

“Regina is now protecting Mary Margaret’s baby. Let me say that again. REGINA FORMER-EVIL-QUEEN-OF-THE-ENCHANTED-FOREST MILLS is PROTECTING Mary Margaret’s unborn child!! CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT OF THE CENTURY!”

well she does have a thing for Snow’s other child so this makes sense

onceuponatime-confessions:

Regina is now protecting Mary Margaret’s baby. Let me say that again. REGINA FORMER-EVIL-QUEEN-OF-THE-ENCHANTED-FOREST MILLS is PROTECTING Mary Margaret’s unborn child!! CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT OF THE CENTURY!”

well she does have a thing for Snow’s other child so this makes sense

(via hope2x)

— 2 days ago with 176 notes
#ouat 
http://dealanexmachina.tumblr.com/post/83425443190/stupidswampwitch-masooood-safeidgul-why →

stupidswampwitch:

masooood:

safeidgul:

Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip…

— 2 days ago with 52154 notes

ohhbobs:

There’s no reason to tailgate someone in the slow lane, especially if I’m going 35 over the speed limit…and those flashing lights on the top of your car look ridiculous.

(via ashleydavies)

— 2 days ago with 94 notes