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colestclair: Edward Cullen: I want to kill you. Bella: I trust you. Edward Cullen: I want to kill you. Normal Person: LMFAOOOO

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A study in Dr. Ruth's "Sex For Dummies" found that...

#omg when girls tell me about the straight sex they are having all ‘yeah i don’t usually orgasm’ oh my god why are men really that terrible at everything bitch if my girlfriend doesn’t come at LEAST twice i ain’t done

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Abs Appreciation Post

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When you get fanfiction mixed up with the actual...

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ilikespandex: thesandgame: ich-liebe-mich: williams-blood: 87daysbefore: celebrating christmas the jew way a present to all my fucking followers OH HUNNY IT’S GONNA BE AN HOUR I wanna be her friend lol i just want my damn wonton l.m.f.a.o this girl is my fucking hero

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aeg-lonelynation asked: Just wanted to wish you a very Merry Christmas! I hope you're doing awesome.

Also, thanks for following me! I hope I keep you entertained with stuff I reblog. ;)

HUGS!

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