Today’s the day. The day Rachel is going to tell her beautiful blond girlfriend of four months that she’s ready to take the next step in their relationship, and she wouldn’t be Rachel Berry if she didn’t express her feelings through song. So singing to Quinn that she’s finally ready for them to have sex during glee practice makes perfect sense to Rachel. This way she gets her message across and has another golden opportunity to share her gift with her fellow glee clubbers.
“Mr. Schue if you don’t mind I have prepared something for today.”
“Okay, go ahead Rachel.”
“The song I will be performing is not my usual style but I find it is the perfect song to express how I am feeling. Quinn, sweetie, this is important so pay close attention.”
“O-okay. Am I in trouble or something?”
“The exact opposite actually.” With a wink to her girlfriend she nods to the band.
Suddenly the room is filled with the silky tones and Rachel’s voice.
“I’ve been really tryin’, baby. Tryin’ to hold back this feelin’ for so long. And if you feel like I feel, baby. Then come on, oh come on.” There’s a mixed feeling in the room of part astonishment (almost everyone in the room), part embarrassment (Quinn and Mr. Schue), and part choking on laughter (Santana and Puck).
“Let’s get it on, ah baby. Let’s get it on, let’s love, baby. Let’s get it on, sugar. Let’s get it on, whoo-ooh-ooh. We’re all sensiti” Will interrupts before she can continue, “Whoa, Rachel stop. This is very very inappropriate. I can’t let you finish this song. Also Quinn looks like she’s about to pass out.” Said girl is staring at her crazy girlfriend while gripping the sides of her chair so tight her knuckles are white. Getting up from her seat, so fast almost no one even saw her move, Quinn grabs Rachel’s hand and drags her from the room.
“Did that just happen?”
“I mean, just, Wanky.”