aaajmachine said: Well sharing isn’t caring. Dat shit hurts.
Friends don’t let friends suffer alone. Let me take my feelings out on you.
aaajmachine said: What is wrong with you?!?!
I am having awful feels. They won’t go away D: I hate Glee!
aaajmachine replied to your post: Is anyone else like irrationally proud of Santana right now?
BB DID THE DAMN THANG.
Q:Scat is not ok, Sarah. No. Just no.
Dude I said I wasn’t into, but if she was….I can’t say I’d turn her away. Look at her. You can’t tell me you would let Naya number 2 on your chest if that meant fucking her brains out. Just breathe through your mouth and stare at her tits :D
I’m totally publishing this lololol
aaajmachine said: Dude, we might as well just save all the lady glee cast members. Create our selves a harem and settle down somewhere in Canada. Or somewheres. Damn. Watch me have a nightmare about this. Totes your fault.
I am down. And Canada is nice and cold so less zombies.
No. No nightmares. Shhhh. Just think of the ladies and go watch Naya’s video a few more times.
aaajmachine said: Hey, alls fair in love and war and Naya Rivera breaks our brains and makes us do stupid shit. Like, watch horrible t.v shows and rescue her from zombies. *Brofistbump* We got this.
Team Kid and Play son!
aaajmachine replies: Truth. I would carry her on my back and kill off any fools that tried to touch her.
This why we are friends. We would leave our families to survive on their own and go save a stranger. A hot stranger, but still.
Q:Naya Rivera has a power over me like no other. She frustrates me on so many different levels and yet I just keep coming back for more. Damn that woman.
I don’t think I’ve ever been attracted to a celebrity the way I am to her. Eliza Dushku and Jessica Abla used to be it for me but then this sexy/funny/talented chick just comes from outta nowhere and wrecks everything I’ve ever known. It’s Naya’s world and we’re all just living in it.
If there ever is a zombie apocalypse I’m packing up my shit and heading to LA to save her. I don’t wanna live in a shitty post apocalyptic world if she isn’t in it, cause then what would be the point?
Q:HAPPY BURFDAY SARAH :D You are the Kid to my Play. My protector in a Zombie Apocalypse. My awesome lesbro that I am proud to call my friend. Happy birthday, hon :o)
Awww, lemme hug your face. Thank you darling!
P.S. I still wanna do the House Party dance with you. It would be epicness.
You guys I think I legit broke Aj
aaajmachine said: you had food porn day. i approve.
Dude you have no idea. I sat there watching them cook all these things I only wished I was able to do. Every time I watch that show I think I’m Rachel Ray or something lol