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happy birthday! or commiserations. whichever you’d prefer :p

Either works. Sad cause oldness, happy cause I’ll be full of booze all night that I don’t have to buy. Thank you ;)

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  • 7 months ago
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astano said: you’ve obviously not seen the size of some of the dildos you can buy… a horse penis is nothing! personally i’d be worried about giving birth to the kid, that’s gotta hurt more!


…You’re right. I am not up to snuff on the various sizes of dildos. I also didn’t realize some women had wind tunnels for vaginas either apparently. In one episode you watch her give birth to the horse/boy! And she was in some serious pain. It had hooves and shit.

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  • 8 months ago
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