“GODDAMN— DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THAT SHIT? DID ANYONE ELSE FUCKING SEE THAT SHIT? SHE JUST BITCH SLAPPED JEW RIGHT OUT OF BERRY. IF THIS DOESN’T LEAD TO SOME KINKY ASS LESBIAN HATE SEX IN THE NEAREST BATHROOM STALL I’M GOING TO BE SO DISAPPO— WHAT? HEARTFELT TALK? YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THIS SHIT, EVERY GODDAMN TIME I THINK SOMETHING LEZZYFUL IS ABOUT TO BREAK OUT YA’LL END UP TALKING, OR FUCKING CUTTING YOUR HAIR OR SOME SHIT. WHATEVER, HAVE FUN BEING TOTAL LOSERS IN THE BATHROOM. RUTHERFORD HAS TO DIP THE FUCK OUT BECAUSE I STOLE HUMMEL’S TIARA AND THAT FIERCE BITCH IS MADDDDDDDDDDDD.”
I have no idea why I did this. I think business finance is driving me crazy.
Couldn’t find a good version of Santana/Naya saying the word “sex”. [it’s hard to isolate out the word!]
Clip for the “what santana does best”part : http://www.uploadmusic.org/MUSIC/7334581297231547.mp3
In case anyone wants to play around with it.
Heather Morris and Naya Rivera are well aware of the fans that want Brittana to be together. They know you keep Tumblrs about their characters’ relationship, and that you Tweet about it on a regular basis.
THEY KNOW YOU KEEP TUMBLRS.