What if Harry and Draco were girls…
…for example, Harriet and Draquesha
… is Draquesha from the ghetto??
GUUUURL, I’LL BE TELLIN MAH DADDY ABOUT DIS FO SHO.
BITCH TRYINA TELL ME SHE KNOW PROPER FRIENDS N’ SHIT.
DIS BITCH TRIFLIN. I STRAIGHT UP OFFERED MY FRIENDSHIP BUT SHE DITCHED MA ASS FOR RHONDA
WHO SHE THINK SHE IS
JUST BECAUSE SHE GOT SHANKED IN THE FACE FROM VOLDEMORT SHE THINK SHE BETTER THAN ME
FUCK THIS HO
reblogging because DRAQEUSHA OH MY GOD
8 month old baby hearing his mother’s voice for the first time with cochlear implant
This is the most beautiful thing ever.
thank you science
THE BINKY JUST…….
HE WAS JUST MINDING HIS BUSINESS WITH THAT BINKY
AND THEN HE HEARD IT, AND HE STARTED SCRAMBLING TO RECOGNIZE IT
AND WHEN HE DID, OH GOD THE WAY THE BINKY JUST DROPPED
LOOK AT HIM HE’S SO HAPPY UGH
I never reblog this stuff. But I am near tears. Oh my god.
Oh my god I started fucking screaming when this started xD
my mom saw this and said, “It’s you when you’re excited. That’s how you dance.”
Omg few things actually make me lose it on tumblr but HOLY SHIT
TEARS ARE STREAMING DOWN MY FACE
GASPING FOR FUCKING AIR MOTHER OF GOD FNFBFBJOFSDBUOF
Always. I always laugh.
Reblogging again because this is so quality I actually can’t even.
doing things with Naya Rivera
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD SKJDFJBLFDKGJFN;GOLKFDGNB
CRYING BECAUSE THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WOULD DO.
OH YM GOD WHO ARE YOU I LOVE YOU AFDKJSJ DFKASDFA
Is it bad that I looked at this and thought “I WANT HER LIFE” ?
Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and because of his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
So you could say he was a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Oh man, I cried so hard when Fred got eliminated from America’s Next Top Model.
7 Weasleys stand before me but I only have 6 photos in my hands.
The Weasley who is not called must immediately pack their bags and go home.
/BUCKET FOR MY CREYS
Dammit, Tyra, you’re such an ass
“DAYUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SHE GOT HER DRY HUMP ON WITH PUCK. THIS SHIT IS FOR SERIOUS Y’ALL. ALL TONGUES, AND HANDS, AND SHIT. YOU KNOW WHERE TO HIT ‘EM WHERE IT HURTS BERRY, MIGHT AS WELL PUNCH HIS MOTHER IN THE FACE AND DO DONUTS ON HIS DAD’S GRAVE WHILE YOU’RE AT IT. DON’T GET ME WRONG, NOT SAYING HUDSON WAS IN THE RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING BUT FUCK RACHEL, THAT SHIT HURT MY FEELINGS. I MEAN, I’LL FORGIVE YOU BECAUSE I’D LIKE TO TOUCH YOUR RACK IN THE NEAR FUTURE AND I REALLY DON’T WANT YOU TO MAKE THAT ONE FAC— YES, THAT FACE. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, YOU’RE LIKE FIVE SECONDS AWAY FROM A MUSICAL NUMBER AREN’T YOU? RUN FINN, THIS HALLWAY IS ABOUT TO BE FLOODED WITH JEW ANGST. I’VE SEEN THAT LOOK IN HER EYES, IT’S GONNA BE FROM BROADWAY. TELL ALL MY WOMENS I LOVED THEM, FINN. TELL THEM I WENT OUT JUST LIKE I CAME IN. YELLING WITH A SLAP TO DAT ASS.”
Punch his mother in the face then do donuts on his dad’s grave!